#!/bin/bash
# This program wish you to see much more BrutalAnalPorn
# it requires: curl, mplayer, a_brain, be_horny
# [Greetings To xHamster.com]
# Don't like BrutalAnal? Dreaming big cock shemales destroying your ass?
# Chose xHamster category: http://xhamster.com/channels.php
CATEGORY="http://xhamster.com/channels/new-gaping-1.html"
CURL=`which curl`
MPLAYER=`which mplayer`
TMPFILE="/tmp/AllCumLinks"
PASTVIEW="/tmp/LastCumLink"
function get_n_play {
curl "$CATEGORY" | grep "vDate" | \
sed -e "s/<a href='/\n/g" -e "s/.html/.html\n/g" | grep ".html" | \
grep -v "channels" > "$TMPFILE"
# already seen it?
line="1"
last=`wc -l $TMPFILE | cut -d " " -f 1`
while [ "$line" -le "$last" ]
do
myfile=`head -n $line $TMPFILE | tail -n 1`
grep "$myfile" "$PASTVIEW"
if [ $? -ne 0 ]; then
echo "$myfile" >> "$PASTVIEW"
toplay=`curl "$myfile" | grep "video poster" | cut -d '"' -f 4`
mplayer "$toplay"
break
fi
let line++
done
}
function anytime {
if ! [ "$1" -eq "$1" ] 2>/dev/null; then
help_text
fi
if [ -z "$1" ] || [ "$1" -lt "0" ]; then
help_text
fi
RANGE=$(( $1 * 60 ))
if [ "$RANGE" -eq "0" ]; then
while true; do get_n_play ; done
fi
while true
do
seconds="$RANDOM"
let "seconds %= $RANGE"
get_n_play
sleep "$seconds"
done
}
function nothing {
NCOLS=`tput cols`
NLINES=`tput lines`
XPOS=$(( $(( $NCOLS / 2 )) - 11 ))
YPOS=$(( $NLINES / 2 ))
clear ; tput cup 0 0 ; echo -ne "\E[30;41m"
for i in `seq $NLINES`; do
for n in `seq $NCOLS`; do
tput cup $i $n ; echo -n " "
done
done
tput cup $YPOS $XPOS
echo -ne "NOTHING TO DO, STUPID!"
tput cup `tput lines` `tput cols` ; tput sgr0
exit 0
}
function help_text {
cat << EOF
`basename $0` : view much more BrutalPorn!!
Usage: `basename $0` [options]
Options:
-c, --continuative Don't like this video? Simply close it and
watch another one!!
-s [mins], --silly [mins] starts BrutalPorn whenever it likes!
[mins] is the average in minutes before
next video will start. (if set to '0' same
as optin '-c')
-n, --not this option is totally useless
-h, --help show this helpfile and exits
Fuck.U
EOF
exit 0
}
# main program
if [ -z "$CURL" ]; then
echo "[err.127] Mhhh... It seems you don't have curl :("
exit 127
fi
if [ -z "$MPLAYER" ]; then
echo "[err.127] Have you got mplayer?"
exit 127
fi
if [ ! -e "$PASTVIEW" ]; then
echo > "$PASTVIEW"
fi
if [ `wc -l $PASTVIEW | cut -d " " -f 1` -gt 50 ]; then
tail -n 50 "$PASTVIEW" > "$PASTVIEW"
fi
if [ -n "$1" ]; then
case "$1" in
-c | --continuative ) while true; do get_n_play ; done ;;
-s | --silly ) anytime "$2" ;;
-h | --help ) help_text ;;
-n | --not ) nothing ;;
* ) echo -e "Ok, you're an AssHole.\nType `basename $0` -h/--help..."
exit 1 ;;
esac
fi
get_n_play
exit 0
#EOF
